i just want to say one thing, to set the record straight. this whole mary-kate alcoholic thing:

a.) obviously its probably true but does anyone expect anything different really
b.) having had a few drinks, trying to get into an escalade in 5 inch heels is not easy
c.) at least she didn't video tape herself digging into a nasty hamburger and talking with her mouth open, david hasselhof

luhv you,
brooksie